Cats destroying Christchurch one building at a time.Tumblr (3.0; @cat-astrophicchch)http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3tpf6T011qf1d5vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>winter is coming</p> </blockquote> <p>Firing up!</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/40507741622http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/40507741622Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:09:54 +1300<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/41177810" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carefulpeach.tumblr.com/post/29119904492/this-bizarrely-beautiful-and-mildly-hilarious" class="tumblr_blog">carefulpeach</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This bizarrely beautiful and mildly hilarious short is perfect for animal lovers and appreciators of pets vs. laserbeams.  A thumping beat doesn’t hurt either…</p></blockquote> <p>Sometimes you master the laser and sometimes it masters you.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/31536887911http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/31536887911Sat, 15 Sep 2012 08:01:02 +1200music videocatslasers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma884qtsy31rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The biggest pile of kitty litter EVER.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/31390271110http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/31390271110Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:43:37 +1200Park Terrace Apartmentsrubbleinnocent bystanders<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hnpqf4Us1rcrewpo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mermaaidcuntt.tumblr.com/post/30452300091/want-more-like-this-come-follow-my-blog">mermaaidcuntt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big><big><a href="http://mermaaidcuntt.tumblr.com/">☯ Want more like this? Come follow my blog! ☯</a></big></big></p> </blockquote> <p>GO AHED REBILLED UR HOSDIBULLS. </p> <p>WEE. WILL. BEE. WAYTING.</p> <p><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/7606441/Major-revamp-of-hospitals-on-way" title="Revamp of Chch hospitals biggest in NZ" target="_blank">‘Revamp of Chch hospitals biggest in NZ’</a></p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/30955886322http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/30955886322Thu, 06 Sep 2012 10:20:37 +1200nursecathospitalspink<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74jlmhuDL1r94oo2o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleoreogirl.tumblr.com/post/27158326918/my-turn">littleoreogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my turn</p> </blockquote> <p>BOOM! </p> <p>Rainbow lasers, bee-arch.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/29924104103http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/29924104103Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:37:55 +1200not Christchurchcat in a box<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8btkab6Lx1rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s blurry but still… enjoy! :)</p> <p>(Not Christchurch either, we hasten to add but what the hey)</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/28861591306http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/28861591306Tue, 07 Aug 2012 09:57:54 +1200bad kittysubmissionnot Christchurchtowering in-purr-no<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8br74suOk1rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It turns out cats don’t like Murray Deaker either.</p> <p>Bye bye Newstalk ZB…</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/28826269584http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/28826269584Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:21:04 +1200catplosionimplosionRadio Network Househighrise felinebad kittyoffice cat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74jphYnBh1r94oo2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleoreogirl.tumblr.com/post/27160527941/afjdlsjak">littleoreogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>afjdlsjak!!</p> </blockquote> <p>No, no, no. We don’t imploadz the buildens. We shootz them. FFS. </p> <p><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7293017/Implosion-test-case-for-Christchurch"><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7293017/Implosion-test-case-for-Christchurch">http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7293017/Implosion-test-case-for-Christchurch</a></a></p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/27462165783http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/27462165783Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:40:39 +1200bad kittyrainbow lasers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61iwofmuN1rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Quick! Form a protective phalanx around Shands before it’s too late!</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/25674958642http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/25674958642Fri, 22 Jun 2012 22:35:17 +1200Hereford StShandsbad kittyexplosionslaser eyesangry cat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hmt8TKy61rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lasers. Just seconds away.</p> <p>Those poor bastards.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24936815924http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24936815924Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:51:07 +1200highrise felinenot Christchurchbad kitty<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5boyp7ONk1rtl41oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“WEER AREZ MAI CATNIPZ?”<br/> Switched On Gardener meets the seedy underbelly of feline drug propagation.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24710537785http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24710537785Sat, 09 Jun 2012 11:52:01 +1200Switched on GardenerTuam Stcat junkiesbad kitty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rooqtpFP1rtl41oo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes laser-eye cats use their powers for good and not evil.</p> <p>Sometimes.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24426734060http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24426734060Tue, 05 Jun 2012 10:00:50 +1200gifsnot Christchurchspace invaders<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5378ufP8u1rtl41oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And you thought the mole was grumpy.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24418556577http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/24418556577Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:56:48 +1200innocent bystandersThe Grumpy MoleCashel StBad kitty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j4kg6G001qczwklo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://red-lipstick.tumblr.com/post/22423507400/theirison-war-of-the-worlds">red-lipstick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Theirison - War Of The Worlds, 2009                           Digital Art</p> </blockquote> <p>When Chuck Norris is done with this cutely terrifying puppy can he come to Christchurch and sort our Cat problem?</p> <p>kthanxbai.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23954932569http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23954932569Tue, 29 May 2012 10:01:00 +1200Bad dogChuck Norris<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q9ivZdVj1rtl41oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lazycat is disappointed there’s nothing good to watch on TV. Decides to punish MediaWorks for ‘The GC’. With lasers.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23954007691http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23954007691Tue, 29 May 2012 09:45:00 +1200151 Kilmore StMediaWorks BuildingOffice catRadioWorksTV3decatstructionhighrise feline<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vydoKdlv1r2t2ajo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afterhours13.tumblr.com/post/22873445784/mmhmm">afterhours13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mmhmm.</p> </blockquote> <p>Damn, California Bank. You been cat-astrophied!</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23900886451http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/23900886451Mon, 28 May 2012 13:29:40 +1200not Christchurchexplosions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ut9qqIzi1qcphveo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These laser-eyed muthas are not just a Christchurch problem. This shit is GLOBAL.</p> <p>And they crap LSD rainbows everywhere too, the fuckers.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/22149861433http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/22149861433Tue, 01 May 2012 10:39:44 +1200space cat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38l6h7vMI1rtl41oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dude, after we’ve wiped out the Grand Chancellor here we should TOTALLY turn it into another fucking Wilson’s Carpark. Fucking A, my man. Lemme just laser these dumbasses first…</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/22080524545http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/22080524545Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:26:00 +1200cat hotelcat tag teamdecatstructionhighrise felineinnocent bystandersHotel Grand Chancellor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m348y9f6bQ1rtl41oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kitteh fact. When balls of wool are not available cats will make do with giant balls of steel.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/21890317323http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/21890317323Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:15:45 +1200kitten gamesBDO SpicerdecatstructedVictoria St<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxltonGZuk1qdk1u1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the olden days before digital photography cats attacking a city with laser eyes were rendered in good old-fashioned paint.</p>http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/21831206278http://cat-astrophicchch.tumblr.com/post/21831206278Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:43:12 +1200not Christchurchanalogue laser cats